Trolling IRL

Alright so my friend/roommate from Texas is starting to piss me off. He's blocked off his room, previously my room that I barely used off with a suitcase that gave me a bad stubbed toe last night, constantly has been neglecting getting a job leaving me to do the job hunting for both of us, instead of using the money his parents gave him to presumably help us out with he buys 2 Amiibas even if he already has the same one, is the freaking Sarlacc and eats 9999999999999999 tons of food and orders unreasonable ammounts of food when he, my mom and I go out to eat, and can't even admit my cooking is good. He told me his friend is going to be sending him an uggo Greninja amiibo which he has a masive manboner over, so I decided to mess with him I'm going to sneak into my former room one night and hide it from him till he either gets his ID card, pays me the price of it so we can buy food, or admits my cooking is better than anything he could ever do. If you guys want, I'll keep you updated on this because I imagine this can get drawn out over the course of a few days, and as much as I dont want to be mean I bet I could it could garner intense ammounts of Tard-Rage.

yes, keep us updated
a good prank deserves to be known

SpadesMagnes wrote:

yes, keep us updated
a good prank deserves to be known

Indeed lol.

I don't want him to go home or anything but I'm getting sick of the lack of respect for my mother and myself he's giving out, and I'd love to mess around with an especially dank amiiba.

Greninja is fucking annoying in pokemon and smash.

Do it.

In the mean time, I'll master greninja.

Belgrim wrote:

Greninja is fucking annoying in pokemon and smash.

Do it.

In the mean time, I'll master greninja.

Yeah Im not a fan of it either, it's just another edgy looking pokemon that autistic kids shit thier pants over like Lucario and Charizard (Coincidence...?) And online Pokemon it's stupidly broken, like atleast Klefki and Talonflame are situational.

But I'm more concerned that he gives more of a crap about the Amiibas than helping us our or getting a job, like his first reaction today after we tried and failed to get him a PO box was to buy an Amiibo. -_- Really nigga I can't even afford a new art pad (My old one ran out of paper!!!!).

Walter wrote:

like atleast Klefki and Talonflame are situational.

Choice Band Talonflame is fucking annoying man

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Walter wrote:

  like atleast Klefki and Talonflame are situational.

Choice Band Talonflame is fucking annoying man

As was CB Staraptor back in the days of DPP xD

It's been a while since I've played comp pokemon, but let me tell you nothing got past my Shiny Volcarona. I caught that nigga with Modest nature and 31 SPatk and 31 Speed IV's, luckiest catch I ever did get.

Walter wrote:

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Walter wrote:

  like atleast Klefki and Talonflame are situational.

Choice Band Talonflame is fucking annoying man

As was CB Staraptor back in the days of DPP xD

It's been a while since I've played comp pokemon, but let me tell you nothing got past my Shiny Volcarona. I caught that nigga with Modest nature and 31 SPatk and 31 Speed IV's, luckiest catch I ever did get.

I dunno man, I just hate that +1 Priority Brave Bird
then again, I DO use Trick Room teams mostly

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Walter wrote:

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Walter wrote:

  like atleast Klefki and Talonflame are situational.

Choice Band Talonflame is fucking annoying man

As was CB Staraptor back in the days of DPP xD

It's been a while since I've played comp pokemon, but let me tell you nothing got past my Shiny Volcarona. I caught that nigga with Modest nature and 31 SPatk and 31 Speed IV's, luckiest catch I ever did get.

I dunno man, I just hate that +1 Priority Brave Bird
then again, I DO use Trick Room teams mostly

Trick room used to be hella fun witha Rampardos lol.

My favorite thing in 5th gen when there was inf rain though, was Ludicolo with LEftovers+leech seed+Rain dish.
Ludicolo nevah die.

Walter wrote:

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Walter wrote:

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Walter wrote:

  like atleast Klefki and Talonflame are situational.

Choice Band Talonflame is fucking annoying man

As was CB Staraptor back in the days of DPP xD

It's been a while since I've played comp pokemon, but let me tell you nothing got past my Shiny Volcarona. I caught that nigga with Modest nature and 31 SPatk and 31 Speed IV's, luckiest catch I ever did get.

I dunno man, I just hate that +1 Priority Brave Bird
then again, I DO use Trick Room teams mostly

Trick room used to be hella fun witha Rampardos lol.

My favorite thing in 5th gen when there was inf rain though, was Ludicolo with LEftovers+leech seed+Rain dish.
Ludicolo nevah die.

Speaking of Ludicolos
Pokemon: The return of Miror B when

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Walter wrote:

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Walter wrote:

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Walter wrote:

  like atleast Klefki and Talonflame are situational.

Choice Band Talonflame is fucking annoying man

As was CB Staraptor back in the days of DPP xD

It's been a while since I've played comp pokemon, but let me tell you nothing got past my Shiny Volcarona. I caught that nigga with Modest nature and 31 SPatk and 31 Speed IV's, luckiest catch I ever did get.

I dunno man, I just hate that +1 Priority Brave Bird
then again, I DO use Trick Room teams mostly

Trick room used to be hella fun witha Rampardos lol.

My favorite thing in 5th gen when there was inf rain though, was Ludicolo with LEftovers+leech seed+Rain dish.
Ludicolo nevah die.

Speaking of Ludicolos
Pokemon: The return of Miror B when

Mirror B for smash.

He was one of the best villians to come out of pokemon easy lmfao.

Greninja op? Haha.

>Amiibo

Yeah, sorry walter, but your roommate is a fucking manchild.

Swoonis wrote:

>Amiibo

Yeah, sorry walter, but your roommate is a fucking manchild.

Unforunately that assumption is correct. I asked him to do me a favor last night at around 7 am, but he was on Heroes of The Storm all night till he went to bed. Of course his PC area looks like:

-PC with a nice monitor but his tower clearly has fan problems because I can hear it from the living room
-His fedora (KEK LMAO)
-Right next to the keyboard are all his Amiibas
-ect.

Now everyone needs a hobby, but everyone also needs a job. IF he wants to buy this kinda stuff I'm ok with it so long as he has a source of income, but we're literally destitute and I'm getting sick of looking for 2 jobs at once cuz he can't drag his manbaby ass out of the chair to find one for himself (though in his credit he did say he wanted to apply for a job at the Library). ESP when I'm no longer allowed in my room, and neither are the cats, it's rediculous.

I just have this feeling that me messing with the amiiba he wants the most would be enough to force a few words out of him and maybe he'd heed my warning and go get a job for himself.

Swoonis wrote:

>Amiibo

Yeah, sorry walter, but your roommate is a fucking manchild.

I'm not even a big fan of the idea of amiibos.

But the humorous thought of buying a Sonic Amiibo, making a Sanic Mii and racing in 200CC in MK8 is a delicious thought.

GATTA GOO FASS.

Doge wrote:

Swoonis wrote:

>Amiibo

Yeah, sorry walter, but your roommate is a fucking manchild.

I'm not even a big fan of the idea of amiibos.

But the humorous thought of buying a Sonic Amiibo, making a Sanic Mii and racing in 200CC in MK8 is a delicious thought.

GATTA GOO FASS.

it's pretty much physical DLC
but the fact that you can use it on 2+ games and being a coolio figurine makes it more worth it that digital dlc

Fuck I quoted wrong. I meant to say they gave so many kids the loaded bazooka called mega rayquaza. That thing is the most OP pokemon in the game.

SpadesMagnes wrote:

Doge wrote:

Swoonis wrote:

>Amiibo

Yeah, sorry walter, but your roommate is a fucking manchild.

I'm not even a big fan of the idea of amiibos.

But the humorous thought of buying a Sonic Amiibo, making a Sanic Mii and racing in 200CC in MK8 is a delicious thought.

GATTA GOO FASS.

it's pretty much physical DLC
but the fact that you can use it on 2+ games and being a coolio figurine makes it more worth it that digital dlc

To be fair, I've been a bit more harsh on them more than I actually feel about them. I decided that I want to buy a Ness Amiibo, simply because Earthbound is one of my favorite games and when am I going ever going to get the chance to get an earthbound collectible?

My beef is with people who sit there and waste hundreds of dollars collecting every freaking one, it's just sad then. Especially when people stay up allnight to preorder them, like really? I understand for a videogame, I remember going to the midnight release of MW3 when that came out, that was alot of fun hanging out with people, but over a toy it's kinda rediculous. It's like Pokemon back in the day it came out, but only a much more obvious 'gimme monieeeee' thing.

Iirc someone paid 2K for a Samus amiibo. They must have really wanted some of that samus pussy.

Belgrim wrote:

Iirc someone paid 2K for a Samus amiibo. They must have really wanted some of that samus pussy.

Samus is like such a pleb waifu. The best Robo pussy belongs to

Belgrim wrote:

Iirc someone paid 2K for a Samus amiibo. They must have really wanted some of that samus pussy.

Yeah, but that was one of the most amazing defects of the Amiibo line ever fabricated.

left-right symmetry-inducing error, rather than Samus' actual arm and arm cannon.

Dual Arm Cannons was cool AF.



... I digress.

It's as cool as the much more common dual-sword Marth's.

Kick him out, bro.

I was lucky enough to have a buddy who job searched literally every day until he got one while he stayed with me.

You gotta watch out for the "friends," who'll just end up using you as a free meal ticket.

Well I'm sorry to say i'm calling it off. He's been quite mature in the past few days after we talked some sense into him, don't want to give any specifics but rest assured he's really helping us out.

When we played super smash bros doe it was funny AF I made him mad because I beat his greninja and his bowser amiiba with mlg pro Duck Hunt Dog.
>Finds character thats fun
>Not allowed to use it
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